Houston – 1984
On David Letterman’s old NBC talk show, Late Night, he used to have a segment
called “Brush With Greatness.” He would
invite audience members to tell tales of their encounters with
celebrities. There are clips of these segments
on You Tube.
Living with Dad, I had my own “Brush With
Greatness” with Texas Senator John Tower.
When we moved into the mobile home in 1983, Dad
was hiding out from the IRS. He decided to put the utilities in an assumed
name. It wasn’t a case of identity
theft; it was just a fake name that he grabbed from nowhere. The name he picked was Jack Blanton.
I learned that Jack Blanton was a real person when
I answered the home phone a couple of times and the caller was looking for Jack
Blanton. I was in college at the time; I
typically had classes in the morning and worked at Kmart in the evening.
The first
phone call came in the middle of a week day. “Hello?” I answered.
A woman’s voice replied, “Senator John Tower would
like to speak with Mr. Jack Blanton. Is
he available?”
I assumed that the call would be some sort of
recording where the Senator would ask for a campaign donation. When you get a phone call for a name that you
know is made up, you can be pretty sure that it is some sort of telephone
solicitor.
“He’s not
here right now.” I answered.
“Do you know when he will be back?”
“No, I really don’t.”
“Okay, thank you.”
She seemed confused by this answer.
I didn’t offer to take a message and she didn’t ask me to take one. That confirmed to me that the phone call was
some sort of effort to raise money for the Senator’s re-election campaign. Senator Tower actually wasn’t running for re-election,
but I didn’t know that at the time.
A few weeks later another call came in for Jack
Blanton in the middle of a week day.
“Hello?” I answered.
A woman’s voice replied, “Senator John Tower would
like to speak with Mr. Jack Blanton. Is
he available?”
Again? I decided to play along. “I’m Jack Blanton,” I declared.
“Please hold,” she replied.
I waited for a moment and a male voice came on the
line. “Uh, Jack?”
Oh shit! It’s
a real person! I wasn’t aware of what Senator Tower’s voice sounded like,
but the voice on the line had an East Texas twang to it. “Yes sir?” I replied.
“Jack, we’re looking for someone to head up a fund
raising committee to for the campaign against Lloyd Doggett.” Crap! This is the real deal! I’m on the phone with
U.S. Senator John Tower and I’m pretending to be someone who doesn’t exist. I later learned that Lloyd Doggett was
running for John Tower’s Senate seat as the Democratic Party nominee.
“Well, Senator, I’m pretty busy these days. I don’t think I have the time to do anything like
that.” Get me out of this phone call!
“Jack, it’s very important that we get this committee
going in Houston and we’ll need someone like you to help us out.”
“I’m sorry sir, but I’m a college student and I’m
working a full-time job. I just don’t
think I’ll be able to do this.”
The conversation paused just slightly, “I think I
have the wrong Jack Blanton.”
“Yes sir, I think you do to,” I replied. With that, I was no longer on the phone with
Senator John Tower.
I thought to myself, Who the hell is Jack Blanton and where did Dad come up with that name?
Dad swore that he picked the name at random. I can only guess that Dad saw the name
somewhere and it bubbled up from his memory when he picked a name to use for
his phone, gas and electricity bills.
We didn’t have the internet back then, so there
was no way, other than going to the public library, to research and try find
out who Jack Blanton was. I didn’t do that, but a couple of more clues came my
way.
The first clue was something I spotted in a business
journal in the lobby of the Sugar Creek National Bank in Sugar Land. I was
scanning the magazine while waiting and came across a full page ad for Texas
Commerce Bank. The ad had headshot line
drawings of each of the bank’s directors on the Board of Directors. Oil
Executive Jack Blanton was there. The
second clue about Jack Blanton came to
me at another time and place, I don’t remember where, but I learned that Jack
Blanton was on the University of Texas Board of Regents.
John Tower died in a plane crash in 1991 and Jack S. Blanton died “peacefully in his Galveston vacation home” in 2013.
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